SOS jokes

My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why do orphans have criminal records?

So they can be wanted.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

"You is so black your mama fainted."

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.