Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
SOS Jokes
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I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
