SOS jokes

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Why are bears' hair so sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.