SOS jokes

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

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Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

"You is so black your mama fainted."

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.