SOS jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Memes
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.