SOS jokes

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.