Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
SOS Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. š
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
