SOS jokes

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

Why are mountains so smart?

'Cause they have a degree.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.