SOS jokes

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."