Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
SOS Jokes
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
