SOS jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Memes
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.