SOS jokes
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Memes
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.