SOS jokes
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Memes
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.