SOS jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Memes
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.