SOS jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Why do orphans want a phone so bad?

Because it has a home button.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.