I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
SOS Jokes
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
