SOS jokes

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.