SOS jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Why do orphans do so well in life?

When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he replies.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.