Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
SOS Jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
