SOS jokes

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Why do orphans love going to church?

So they can call someone "father."

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?