SOS jokes

Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?

They don't have a home to run to.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"