SOS jokes
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! đ
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
I painted my dad white so he wouldnât leave.
Memes
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didnât want them.
Wouldnât want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.