SOS jokes

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."