SOS jokes
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Memes
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."