SOS jokes

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.