SOS jokes
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Memes
MY FACE REVEAL!!!!! THANK TO SO MUCH TO 20 FOLLOWERS LOL
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: Whatβs wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lolππ€£π
Why are elephants π so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they donβt know what a home looks like.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."