SOS jokes
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Memes
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.