SOS jokes

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.