SOS jokes
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Memes
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]