SOS jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.