SOS jokes

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.