Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
SOS Jokes
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
