SOS jokes

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.

20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

My dog died. I'm so sad.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!