SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

My dog died. I'm so sad.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!