SOS jokes

My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?

Because he comes in a little behind.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.