Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
SOS Jokes
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
