SOS jokes
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Memes
This is so true
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.