SOS jokes
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Memes
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.