SOS jokes
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldnโt see you!
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Memes
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Your mama's so fat that she canโt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Girl: Iโm so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think youโre abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: Whatโs the ijk?
Boy: Iโm just kidding.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.