SOS jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.