Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
SOS Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
