Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
SOS Jokes
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
