SOS jokes

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

Why do orphans like robbing banks?

So they can be wanted.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Why are you so white?

Because you have no lotion on.