SOS jokes

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!