Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
SOS Jokes
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
