Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Why do white people own so many pets ?
Cuz they can't own people anymore.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
Your so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks
Yo Mama so Fat, she costs 15 elixir and 3 inferno towers can't kill her
me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:😱im a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59
me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Hi guys I am Logan Taub the toad, I just want to say that by cock is so so so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also I am trans👍
Your so poor . Your just PO you can't even afford the other o and r
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? because the africans couldnt swim.
Yo mama's so fat.. When Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg
You are so fat when you jump in to the pool everyone get out
Ethan is gay you say that but first who asked and second where's your mum at correction where's your family so how dare you now in the comments say sorry or I'm coming for you😡😡😜😝
You so poor you lick post cards for food
You so poor you like post cards for food
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
your hair line goes so far back you have to wear sun screan
Yo mama so stupid she brought a giant spoon to the super bowl.
yo moma so fat that when she sits she makes an 7.4 earthquake.
