SOS jokes
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.