SOS jokes
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.