SOS Jokes

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.