My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
So one time I was with my girlfriend crazy right but we were doing a tictok eye fallow challenge and she pulled up a pick of where Stacy for in to the spider verse and I look some were I shouldn’t and she smacked me and I changed to the rock and you know where she looked wtf right in the no no square and since she was a girl all I could do was sit back and watch
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
Yo mama so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating holy water
Yo mum is so fat when she weared yellow the kids thought they missed the bus
Yo mum is so small that when she saw the titanic she called it the size of the neatherlands
Yo mum is so ugly when she looked in the mirror it cracked
Yo mum is so fat when she saw the titanic she called it small
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
Why are orphans so bad at baseball
Because they don’t know where home is
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
yo mama so fat she sat next to everyone on the plane
your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Yo mama so dumb she failed lunch.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
