SOS Jokes

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

(Omg omg literally dislike im so cringe)

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"