Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
SOS Jokes
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
