Your forehead is so deep no even curry can shot from that deep
The unicorn was so much better and I love 💕 it
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
So I was raping this girl the other night and she said "Please just think of my kids!" I was like "What a Freak".
Yo mama so old she was accepted for the museum
nobody: aww thats so sad! me: just like me
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was mount chiliad
Your hairline is so wonky, wheels on the bus to round and round is your haieline
Yo mama's so ugly, that sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
yo mama so stupid she joined the squid game as a sea life lover bc she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
why was the orphan so successful?, because his options where to go bigger or go home he only had one choice. :)
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
im 50% human so that 50% stupid is 100% u
yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they told her "no pros aloud"
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
They laughed at my drawing so I laughed at their chalk outline 😈
