SOS jokes
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.