SOS jokes

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”

A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”

The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”

Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.