SOS jokes
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.