I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
Your so fat you have your own gravitational pull
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humoured jokes are scared of it.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they burried her
Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.
sams mum is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought east enders finished
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard and the earth is shaking like a earthquake
Your momma so stupid she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your hairline is so ugly like your mum
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always new the ant er
Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
your hairline so back it caused 911
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
