Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it
Yo mama so fat then when she went on the scale it showed her phone number
Yo mama so fat then when thanos snapped his fingers she was still their
Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the equator
Inflation is so bad, McDonaldβs is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." β Meet the Spartans
βYo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mamaβs so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mamaβs so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? Because they just keep getting harder and harder
So, gender equality is the a woman can do anything a man can right? That they should be treated the same? So therefore if she swings on me, I could punch her into the twin towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
