Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
SOS Jokes
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
