SOS jokes
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Inflation is so bad, McDonaldβs is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.