Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Yo papa was so dumb he didnt know how to turn on his computer
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look her feet when taking a shower
Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy
Yo mama so ugly that the grinch fell out when he saw her
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it
You’re so scary that even your hairline ran a way.
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
Yo mama so fat that she need 12 queen sides matresses to go to sleep
Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
You’re so ugly I can see why your dad left now
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
