Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home
AUGH, oh sorry, just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child Student: sorry to hear Teacher:is anyone missing today Student: Your parents
Orphan can call there Parents if they got hurt! Sorry 🩹
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh don't worry, mine too!!
Person: Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Stranger: Oh, just go Stand in the middle of the road.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.*
P.S If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
I have one policy and that is to not make fun of black people. Sorry jesus. You were white in the bible pictures.
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
Its to long sorry >:)
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.
sorry for all the jokes, ill end it
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
