Dad: Hey have you seen that new movie constipation? Son: No Dad: It hasn't come out yet
my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally
My son
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
son. what is 1plus 1 = dad. i don,t know son. its is 2. dad. oh i was gonna say 2
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What do you call a son of gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of gilgamesh.
DAD: son i came back SON: where is the milk? DAD: time for another 10 years
What did the mama nut say to her son? “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy
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Hey gwen next time youre online can you go to son jokes i commented back to you and portory
what do you call a chinese person with 1 leg? tie son whu
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mummies chest? Dad: i don't see balloons, but i see boobs, i mean, yes balloons Son: Are you sure they're balloons yesterday i heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
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“Mom these balloons are hard to blow.”
“Son stay out of the drawer.”
Hi son
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today. Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
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