Sonic the Hedgehog jokes

I miss my wife, Tails.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.