Sonic the Hedgehog Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Wife

I miss my wife, Tails.

Rocket League

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Memes

Son

The image shows a blue box with the word "SON" in big letters, below it is "THE HEDGE" in red. The image text reads: "when ur son is about to run into a hedge".

Sonic the Hedgehog memes

Speed Bump

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

Speed

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Mario

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Speed Bump

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

Memes

Name

As with Sonic The Hedgehog

A meme that presents two images side-by-side. The left side features Bob the Builder, a cartoon character known for construction. The right side shows an old black-and-white image of Jack the Ripper. The text above and below the images reads: "DID YOU KNOW... Bob The Builder and Jack The Ripper have the same middle name."

Whore

A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."

Feet

Real

Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."

Portal

Image shows Sonic the Hedgehog smiling and pointing, emerging from a noose. A speech bubble says: "Hey! C'mon, dude! Portal's this way!"

Sonic

this is cursed

The image shows two drawings of Sonic the Hedgehog. The first drawing on the left shows Sonic with his usual blue fur. The second drawing on the right shows Sonic without fur, revealing his pink skin and a large eye. The text above the drawings reads "SONIC WITHOUT FUR".

Speed

A digitally altered image of the cartoon cat Garfield with blue fur and spikes like the video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. The image has text that reads "I am speed, Jon."

Memes

CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD,
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
I am wanted for seventeen war crimes
in Libya, but I do not condone Sonic
the Hedgehog's behavior.
Hey guys, War Brother Chungus here. I agree with Corpse
Stuff. Although Stuff must be held accountable for his
misdeeds, pedophilia is a crime against humanity and
cannot be tolerated in a healthy society.

Costume

A person in a blue and yellow Sonic the Hedgehog costume stands in a doorway with a surprised expression.

Mouth

A deep-fried meme featuring a muscular, screaming man with a metal coat hanger in his mouth. The text overlay reads: 'IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME PUTTING METAL COAT HANGERS IN MY MOUTH, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM PERFECTLY IRON FLAVORED?'. In the background, there are images of Brian Griffin from Family Guy holding a wine glass, Sonic the Hedgehog, and flame icons. The man's expression is intense, suggesting a profound or humorous revelation.

Recognition

A screenshot of a Tumblr thread. The top post by 'gen-z-culture-is' shows a close-up of the movie version of Sonic the Hedgehog with text below it stating, "According To A Survey, Gen Z Is More Likely To Recognise Sonic The Hedgehog Than Shakespeare". A reply by 'justlgbtthings' says, "well yeah how is shakespeare gonna recognize a blue hedgehog when he's dead".

Sonic the Hedgehog memes

Community

Happy 4th anniversary of Sonic the Hedgehog movie.