Sonic the Hedgehog jokes

I miss my wife, Tails.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.