Sonic the Hedgehog jokes
I miss my wife, Tails.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
Real
this is cursed










