Sonic the Hedgehog jokes

I miss my wife, Tails.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.