Sonic the Hedgehog Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Wife

Anonymous · 4 years ago

I miss my wife, Tails.

Snail

worst boy · 5 years ago

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Sonic

mike69 · 1 year ago

this is cursed

The image shows two drawings of Sonic the Hedgehog. The first drawing on the left shows Sonic with his usual blue fur. The second drawing on the right shows Sonic without fur, revealing his pink skin and a large eye. The text above the drawings reads "SONIC WITHOUT FUR".

Sonic the Hedgehog memes

Sonic

sonicjokesmemesandposts · 1 year ago

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Sonic

IJustThoughtOfIt · 8 years ago

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

Shadow

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Fan

sonic.exe · 5 years ago

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD,
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
I am wanted for seventeen war crimes
in Libya, but I do not condone Sonic
the Hedgehog's behavior.
Hey guys, War Brother Chungus here. I agree with Corpse
Stuff. Although Stuff must be held accountable for his
misdeeds, pedophilia is a crime against humanity and
cannot be tolerated in a healthy society.

Whore

arsonisfun · 2 years ago

A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."

Costume

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

A person in a blue and yellow Sonic the Hedgehog costume stands in a doorway with a surprised expression.

Recognition

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Tumblr thread. The top post by 'gen-z-culture-is' shows a close-up of the movie version of Sonic the Hedgehog with text below it stating, "According To A Survey, Gen Z Is More Likely To Recognise Sonic The Hedgehog Than Shakespeare". A reply by 'justlgbtthings' says, "well yeah how is shakespeare gonna recognize a blue hedgehog when he's dead".

Mouth

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A deep-fried meme featuring a muscular, screaming man with a metal coat hanger in his mouth. The text overlay reads: 'IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME PUTTING METAL COAT HANGERS IN MY MOUTH, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM PERFECTLY IRON FLAVORED?'. In the background, there are images of Brian Griffin from Family Guy holding a wine glass, Sonic the Hedgehog, and flame icons. The man's expression is intense, suggesting a profound or humorous revelation.

Feet

arsonisfun · 2 years ago

Real

Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."

Name

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

As with Sonic The Hedgehog

A meme that presents two images side-by-side. The left side features Bob the Builder, a cartoon character known for construction. The right side shows an old black-and-white image of Jack the Ripper. The text above and below the images reads: "DID YOU KNOW... Bob The Builder and Jack The Ripper have the same middle name."

Speed

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A digitally altered image of the cartoon cat Garfield with blue fur and spikes like the video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. The image has text that reads "I am speed, Jon."

Portal

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Image shows Sonic the Hedgehog smiling and pointing, emerging from a noose. A speech bubble says: "Hey! C'mon, dude! Portal's this way!"

Son

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a blue box with the word "SON" in big letters, below it is "THE HEDGE" in red. The image text reads: "when ur son is about to run into a hedge".

Sonic the Hedgehog memes

Community talk

Anonymous

Happy 4th anniversary of Sonic the Hedgehog movie.