Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks? Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
As a straight son one day I ask my mom have your ever quit in something that you did before. My mom said no I never quit in anything. So ask my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said what did I say quitters are for spitters.
pov when the orphan kid goes to cherch and thay hav to swer on something the kid i swere on my...frends oh wait i dont have any
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
