Soldier jokes

Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?

Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"I'm positive!"

Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.