Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Society Jokes
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
