If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Society Jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
