Social

Social Jokes

Teeth

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

Hair

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Boy

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

Orphan

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.

Kid

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Orphan

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

Creep

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

women's rights

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."