I did not believe in covid 19 until I saw your teeth social distancing
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
Yo mama so fat that she’s social distancing from herself
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police and says they support the military? Dumb right wingers
I went to the local butchers and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says "I had to fire her too"
Alternative punchline:
I had to all social services, she was only 14
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going. The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun...and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl I saw a red truck. So I said "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said "oh and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."
