Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
