Social commentary jokes
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.