How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
Social Commentary Jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Don't do gay jokes, come on guys.
These are all racist. 😂
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
