When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
