Social commentary jokes
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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.