Social commentary jokes

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.

When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:

98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!

1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.

Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

What makes you think feminists can change anything?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"

How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.