So Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.