So Fat

So Fat jokes

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.