So Fat jokes

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.