Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
