So Fat jokes

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.