Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
knock knock who's there Snow Snow who Snow use you wouldn't get it
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
Telling jokes is snow problem
How do you fix a igloo? With Iglue
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl
Snow ball's
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? -- He was snowed in.