Pantry jokes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Like if you love food!
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.