Slutty jokes

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?

The pussies are limited edition.

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.