Slutty jokes

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.