Slutty jokes

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.

Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.

Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?

The pussies are limited edition.

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!