Slutty jokes

Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.

I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!

I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.