Slutty jokes

Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"