Slice jokes
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
How do people eat bread?
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.
After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"
The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!