My friend said let's have a sleep over..... Little did I know it was just at prison
Okay, Good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld" you did not make it.
My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .
A woman once didn't return home for the night and the next morning when she arrived home her husband started questioning her about where has she been. She lied saying she slept at one of her friends. The man proceeded to call all her friends all of which denied her sleeping at them the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning his wife started questioning him and he lied saying he slept at a friend. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at them the previous night and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
I think my dad is to black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes he disappears .🤣
What do you call Jamieilyah When she is sleeping? Sleeping beauty
POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.
After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.
The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:
"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."
His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.
After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.
The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.
The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.
The receptionist responds:
"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."
How do you make a child’s parents happy, Put the child to sleep
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
I paled catch with my friends but they keep going to sleep when i throw it.
What is the continent that AWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
