Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I have a little John.
Balls in your jaws.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
"Me so cutie right?"
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Big black ball sacks.
Ya momma is sus.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
