What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Balls.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
