Slang jokes
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
My balls.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
I have nut cancer...
Haha, balls hahaha!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.