Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
