Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
hey siri, skip to friday
Why can't orphans play baseball, they donโt know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: Iโm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iโm a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itโs like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itโs not like they can tell their parents.
Whatโs an orphanโs least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the canโt see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they donโt know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Principal: โWhy did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!โ Kid: โWhateverโ Principal: Why did you have to swearโ Because of that one demerit!โ Kid; โDoesn't matter!โ Principal: โWhy did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!โ Kid: โOh well!โ Principle: โWhy did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!โ Kid: โIm try not to kill myself!โ
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didnโt even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on roblox .-.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ Lol like
Whats worse than 100 dead babies in a skip? The one thats still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
Why did 2 4s skip dinner, because the already ate.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
why does the emo kid skip class
