Skip Jokes

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in Sadness

What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped

in Bad

We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country


if a orphan tells you there’s 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.


What does a perverted frog say? Rub it

Why don’t witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender

in Girl

Girls are just like rocks the flat ones get skipped

in Step

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
in Dirtiness

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped

in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Ammar Yayeh
in Roast

Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

in Girl

why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.


why did two fours skip lunch they alreddy 8

in Dad

1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed skipped number 5 just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

in Religion

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.


I saw an ad that said, “By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen” So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You’re welcome to the two people’s identities I saved!

in Jack and Jill

Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,


“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”

Jack sat down next to her and smiled.

“I figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?” He said.

“That sounds fun,” said Jill.

“C’mon, let’s go!”

The kids climbed down from Jill’s second story window. The frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jill’s hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.

“You ready?” Asked Jack

“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Jill replied with a wink.

Jack laid his hand on Jill’s chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.

“I’ve waited a long time for this…” he whispered.

Jack slowly pulled up Jill’s dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.

“Silly Jack, didn’t you know? I’m not Jill. I never was. My name’s Randy. You’re mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.” Said Randy.

Randy moved Jack’s head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jack’s head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randy’s legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randy’s fist hurtling towards him…

in Offensive

what do girls and rocks have in comen

the flat ones get skipped

in Emo

why does the emo kid skip class


i must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.

in Girl

Girls are like stones

The flat ones get skipped


Why did 2 4s skip dinner, because the already ate.

The jokester

Girl: boys are like sports they get played

Boy: girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

in Flat

What’s the difference between a rock and a woman?

The flat ones get skipped


You know how Steven is smart which class did he skip? Leg day

Your momma
in Girl

Some girls are like rocks 👍🏻

You skip the flat ones