Skeleton

OH MY GOD SANS

So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin

Bone

Anonymous

what did the funny bone say to the skin your not humeris i am

Straight

Christopher Nowak BFA

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down: TO GET FAYE’S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT “THE BAY”.OK!!!

Bone

Anonymous

Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone

Pig

Anonymous

Teacher-what does the pig’s skin do ? Student-it keeps pig skin together 😂

Woman

Anonymous

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?.. A woman!

Roast

Lola

Just to get things straight I’m NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I’m so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don’t! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?

Orange

Anonymous

Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog

Bone

Anonymous

If you have a broken bone do you have broken skin?

Fade

Anonymous

walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade

Mouth

Anonymous

so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS

Puns

Steve gamer

I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what’s the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin

Pants

Anonymous

why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?

so you could read her lips

Puns

Anonymous

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I’ve got thick skin.

Bone

Apunnyguy

Here are some skeleton jokes
You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn’t tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i’m just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)

Offensive

Anonymous

Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

Man

Reapermax3

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says “Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die.” The man from France said, “bring me the poison.” The man from Britain said, “bring me the gun” And the man from New York said, “bring me a gun as well!” The guy was confused but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shotting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, “Well…sh!# that didn’t go as planned.”

Bone

Sans

Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I’m finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

Fish

Death&Decay

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

Puns

Anonymous

Sans: why couldn’t the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn’t mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS…wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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