I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what’s the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I’ve got thick skin.
Here are some skeleton jokes
You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn’t tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i’m just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says “Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die.” The man from France said, “bring me the poison.” The man from Britain said, “bring me the gun” And the man from New York said, “bring me a gun as well!” The guy was confused but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shotting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, “Well…sh!# that didn’t go as planned.”
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I’m finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Sans: why couldn’t the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn’t mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS…wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
Papyrus:sans your jokes are bad! Sans:I don’t care I got thick skin
*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i’ve been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana.
But if you
re vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.
Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes “backbone” to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.