Skin jokes

You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.

What is the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel its skin off.

What is the useless skin around the vagina called?

The woman.

What's red and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.