What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
Skin Jokes
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
